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I was bought up in the 90’s, which tells me if I walk through this tree I’m going to end up facing off with goblin puppets.


To those saying, "he's an annoying man, he deserves it":
If being annoying is a crime - which, from today onwards, it is - none of us are safe

.... especially you lot.


It’s worth it though. He just come up for air and said ‘My Daddy, I’m happy.’

Won’t be getting that off his mum when she sees his t shirt though.

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Just bought my kid an ice cream for being good.

I’m sitting here with him on my lap eating it with the nutritional information in my face, amazed by how much sugar is in this thing and worried because it’s 30 mins to bedtime.

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Todays workout has only one rule.

Nasal breathing only.

The first 20 minutes were tough. But it’s not too bad once I got used to it.

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Pre-sunrise pic. Once again I was thwarted by clouds by the time the sun came up. But this is still a good shot over the river.

#river # sunrise #nighttime #outdoors #golden #morning #gravesend

My minds telling me no. But my body, my body is telling me ice creeeeaaammmm.

I have to say that the party has already stopped and that it was rather a mature affair. I was wrong to assume.

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Awww my neighbour is having birthday party for her 4 year old, on a Monday…

My moneys on me telling them to shut the fuck up at 10pm when all the adults are pissed right up shouting and screaming at each other while the kids are probably playing with matches somewhere.

Apple music’s algorithm is really doing me dirty lately.

Plays one good tune and then suggest a thousand shit ones.

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sometimes the online survey people will send you a survey that is very annoying to fill in but it does mean that you can get paid £2 by the conservative party to fuck up their data and call each individual cabinet minister a cunt in the little text box by their name so who is the real winner here

Started off with some yoga first thing this morning.

I thought that stuff was supposed to be easy??

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Please boost for reach. So, anyone that is working on FOSS projects like web apps, sites, Linux apps, desktop environments, or other user interfaces, please let me know if you want them tested for accessibility. I can do both CLI, web, and GUI testing, and app testing on Android. I'm running Debian (on a ChromeBook but that's not too important), so just give me the name of the package, or the URL of the site or app. I can also do Flatpak!

#a11y #foss #linux #flatpak #accessibility

As nice as kale is, there’s always a special place in my heart for ice cream.

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This place still amazes me.

It’s on the top of a hill in the middle of the woods so you can’t see it until you’re close to it.

#woodland #architecture #countryside #outdoors #mausoleum
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I got up early, I bounded up some hills like some kind of mountain goat. I even got all set up in time for the sun to rise over the tree line and this was the best picture I got.

The cloud cover completely messed my shot up.

#outside #photography #hills #countryside #outdoors #sunrise #dslr #nikon
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